Jeff-Dix's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[This is Karen]

WHy are people so mad this is front page?!

WHy are people mad this is fron page?! IF you don't think this is funny...... u r freakin reatarted, this is the funneist movie i have ever see non ng! WHo cares if it looks liek... crap.... lol.... it is soooooooo funny. HAHAHAHA! "HE's such kidder" " i have never been more serious in my life, i'm gonan rape you!" HAHAHAHAHAHA! soem poeple need to get sense of humors!

[CHOEK MEI!1111]

OMG I LOVE IT!

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SP MUCH FOR A FLASH MOVIE!!!!!! SHIT DUDE! Tha twas hillarious! " Rabbi Choke me" sweeet shit dude!

[Jessie The Troll...]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!

I loved it, very... shall i say sexy? no... i went to far, but yet i am slightly, drawn to this movie, my, i must leave before this goes to far.......

[skateline]

That wasn't that bad

The animation wasn't bad, it was just jumping, if u speed it up it would look very nice, so ya, fix that.....

wait whats that?! A divertion?! ---------->

[Maximum Ninja - 2]

Nice

That was a great movie. Excpet madness type movies are basically all motion tweened animation. That really doesn't take much skill. But it looked good and thats all that matters.

[Milkman]

This is not the stupidest decision ever

This is the worst front page I have ever seen....even worse that that one " Pimp a Ride” thing.... seriously, I am not lying.

There are two reasons for this, in my opinion

1. This was sick.... why would people want to see a deranged looking killer commit homosexual rape? My.... This makes no sense... how is this entertaining? People like stuff like this on NG when it is funny..... this is...... not supposed to be funny, which makes u, David, seem to be one sick twisted individual, no I am not trying to insult u... this is the nicest way I could say this.

2. The flash was poor.... just like salad fingers. This uses motion tweening to create the animation, this takes... no skill! U draw the legs, arms, and body, ONE TIME! Then u move it around. There r many other ANIMATED! movies that take time to make, that r much better than this,... that would never, ever get front page, but... sadly this horrible piece of work did.

Now my friends and I thought salad fingers were funny... we hoped u wanted them to be funny, but after watching your movies... I don't think... u wanted any f these movies to be funny. This as I said before makes u a sick... twisted individual...

So I leave you, David, with this. I am sorry to any viewer who saw this movie... Mr. Firth needs help...

[29 Day War]

Um...

Ok it was an ok movie... there wasn't really animation just a lot of motion tweening... which kind of makes the movie seem amateurish...

Ok the idea of the movie... well... why would u think or even bring up the idea of USA attacking the world? U r aloud to because of freedom of speech and all but... my... a country made a mistake in your opinion? SO this means the yam attack the world?! Hmm... Well then u should be scared of Britain for taking over other countries in the past... Russia kept its people in the dark for their own agenda... and France for taking over countries under Napoleons rule... excuse me but u were out of lien with this movie... People can oppose the war (that Britain and Spain joined as well) but I think you are the first to bring up the idea of the USA attacking the USA! Or the world....my...my...my...

Flyborg responds:

It's an /interesting/ idea - it's completely unique - mostly it's unique. I've never seen a movie like this. I wanted to make a unique "conspiracy theory" type movie, and who else to head up a conspiracy? Australia? USA seems most realistic at this time... Also, I actually got the the idea for this from dreams I have in which I'm watching a UFO, and then I see the USA insignia on it. Those are powerful dreams, so I made it into a powerful movie. I don't hate americans. Really. :)

[NG Tournament: Semi's 2]

Meh

It was a good idea and all....but it was slow...the action too kso long...and i looked away for a second and all of a sudden he he shot mario in the head? all the movie for that! To get shot in the head? He could have done that i nthe beginning...so once again... Meh...

[A Collaboration By Me]

That was kool

My favorite movie was PSA. PSA was so kool the little demon....thing..HAHAHAHAH! But Mirror was kool but after he was all beaten up he didn't loo kright liek his arm got all wierd..but that was it the rest of the shorts were great..so u get a 7... o ya much better than paper... paper were great movies but...the one thing other than paper i nthe movies.. the bear.. was wierd movent....so htis is a big imporovement showing that you can do more...good job!

Gregg-Dix responds:

THANX! Paper was more a less a test in animating. Before that all my movies were stick movies which got blammed.

PS-You are my brother! LOL HOW BYASED! LOL

[NQ Episode 2]

2.80?

How did this get a 2.80? It is horrible! I don't see how it passed judgment! Ugh...this bugs...bye.....